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Festival of Brexit
03:05
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Don’t ask believers to ever explain it
Or give concrete examples of benefits
Or fathom out how we’ll get over it:
Just run along, come along,
Right or wrong, bung a bong.
Swap metres for furlongs.
Bang a gong, sing a song,
There’ll be no Skylon to admire
And your sheets of nylon just might catch fire
At the Festival Of Brexit.
The queues will be endless, to bind us asunder.
The tent leaks like a promise, the food supplier’s gone under.
Workers are casual now their rights have been plundered.
So come along, hum along,
With a headlong swan song,
A years long ding dong.
What could possibly go wrong
At the Festival of Brexit?
Career opportunities will be fewer & fewer,
There’s a smell of decay like a medieval sewer,
The face on a fiver’s Julia Hartley Brewer
At the Festival of Brexit.
The catering tent may lack some edge
With shortages of imported fruit & veg
So suck on a limp lettuce celebration
Of a facebook-fed dis-united Kingdom
There’ll be loads to celebrate, you’ll soon see,
Cos Ringo and Michael Caine both agree
That it’s so much better to be poorer and free:
At the Festival of Brexit
Free of red tape, like Health & Safety.
Free to make trade deals we had already
Free from all those skilled doctors & nurses
& carers & plumbers & cancer researchers.
Free to be racist, Free to tell lies,
Free to feed hedge funds, free to wear long ties.
So tag along, string along,
Moan along, sing along,
Leave along just as long
As it’s a 3 word song:
But Don’t explain
Cos that’s such a pain.
Dispense with facts
And don’t mention tax.
Believe The Express, flog the NHS
So come along, headstrong,
Wave a flag the daylong,
The money’s fled to Hong Kong.
You’ve been lied to all along
Monkey chants are our new song
At the Festival of Brexit.
Democracy’s welcome
Extends to lies and hate
So don’t call him Boris
‘Cos he’s not your mate.
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Why we lost
03:40
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Why we lost
(29/11/19)
Too many hostile newspapers
Too many billionaire donors
Too many reflex-tweet journalists
Too many monsters made cute by satirists
Too many boomers with no stake in the future
Too many rooms full of Russian hackers
Too many daft conspiracy theories
Too many short or faulty memories
Too many fancy-dress poetry revolutionaries
Too many selfies
Too many memes shared without checking
Too many thinking they’re the first one thinking
Too many cat videos that cost the earth
Too many bored thumbs
Too many algorithms
Too many spying devices bought for Christmas
Too many Halloween masks in August
Too many back to school offers in July
Too many disposable barbecues in June
Too many Father’s Day gifts in May
Too many unsold barbecues in April
Too many Mother’s Day cards in February
Too many Easter Eggs in January
Too many Valentine Cards in December
Too many Black Fridays in November
Too many Advent calendars in October
Too many selection boxes in September
Too many rooms where we all just agree
Too many state-sponsored drug cheats
Too many acts of denial
Too many live matches
Too many state occasions
Too many look at the state of that!
Too many cars
Too many crap trains
Too many long-hauls
Too many Stag & Hen do’s
Too many tests
Too many reports
Too many inspectors
Too many myths passed on by teachers
Too many buy-one-get-one-free
Too many clothes
Too many FINAL REDUCTIONS
Too many comfort snacks when you’re skint
Too many notification pings
Too many driven people who don’t know where they’re going
Too many cakes on Friday
Too many Black Fridays
Too many reality shows that aren’t
Too many talent shows that aren’t
Too many employed that aren’t
Too many automated checkouts
Too many shops boarded-up
Too many cuts
Too many zero-hours contracts
Too many consultants
Too many managers who can’t manage
Too many unaffordable mortgages
Too many gig of free data
Too many cameras
Too many giving billionaires free data
Too many days to raise the profile of that and this
Too many who just don’t do politics
Too many in cells instead of hospital wards
Too many awareness-raising badges
Too many pat answers
Too many acts of remembrance of nothing much
Too many actors selling souls in adverts
Too many homeowners saying never a borrower or a lender be
Too many told they were born to rule
Too many papers owned by too few
Too many slogans that don’t work once you think them through
Too many war films at too great a distance of time
Too many clickbait outrages from Mailonline
Too many pub landlords on Question Time
Too many lies to keep a track of
Too many lips poisoned like Botox
Too many thinking Trump reads their replies on Twitter
Too many singers who sound like a phone speaker
Too many buskers with expensive guitars
Too many guitarists with too many guitars
Too many effects pedals
Too many guitarists
Too many singers using auto tune
Too many who can’t put down their phone
Too many lagers cheap as piss
Too many season finales you mustn’t miss
Too many box sets
Too many pointless remakes
Too many sequels
Too many prequels
Too many best ofs
Too many bots
Not enough votes.
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County Lines
02:28
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She’s not cute; she’s awkward
Looking, always chewing.
Chavvy scratter,
Mouthy munter
With form for burglary
And assault, swearing
Like a fuckin trooper.
It’s her who banged you out,
Snatched your bag, smacked you in the mouth.
Where’s the victim? What’s the plan of action?
Will it rhyme like a photo? Can I monetise your confusion?
He’s not cute; obese and smells,
sounds half-pissed
As his sweaty farts, mobility cart,
Foul mouth, ugly loud
The kids all say he’s a paedo round here.
Lives alone in that big house
Lost his mother last year.
Dealers use it to shift their gear.
Where’s the victim? What’s the plan of action?
Will it rhyme like a photo? Can I turn it into a slogan?
It’s not cute; it’s normalised
And you wish upon a celeb
That this local hell went somewhere else,
Anywhere, don’t actually care,
Just not just over your brand new fence.
You might expect it somewhere like Leeds;
Maybe some metal-smiled angel can sweep
it away like the leaves you blow from your drive to the street.
Where’s the victim? What’s the plan of action?
Will it rhyme like a photo? Will it monetise?
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Neighbourhood
03:11
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Neighbourhood
So I find myself in Europe’s first automated factory with my pen-friend’s dad and his mate
Courtesy of a long-gone Post-war Twin-Town initiative, now derided as woolly and unsafe,
Which had dared to plant our council-house outlooks in sun-dried families who fed us
better than our mums, (which wasn’t mum’s fault, l loved beans & chips),
We rode real racing bikes, were given cab-rides in trains,
And got tanned in November. This tinkered irrevocably with our brains.
My dad had told me they were all “Backward and dirty, you see’
Which felt close to home, to me. Anyway,
I forgot all about it till the middle
Of what, in our house, passed for debate.
The phrase “British jobs” made my gut tighten: In Cas, Castres or Koblenz
Redundancy’s tragedy meant empty plates for friends.
A worker is a worker. A welcome is a welcome. A whole family
Once learned “Happy Birthday” in a second language just for me.
The buildings were all post 1945, my friend’s parents could remember it all
the sirens and the darkness and reprisals outside the Town Hall.
Cut to the Now: I have to choose.Do I wearily talk to the wall
Of Twitter accounts with no followers but lots of flags and enmity?
Or do I drive a thousand miles to apologise to the families;
Marty, Arnoldy Casiez? Flags never fed me.
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There’s a reason a 5 year old didn’t do this….
Is this poetry for people who don’t like poetry?
Like music for people who don’t like music?
Here’s the James Last orchestra in words?
Is this poetry for people who don’t like poetry?
Like a story for people who don’t like stories?
Here’s some live & exclusive CCTV.
Is this poetry for people who don’t like poetry?
Here’s a photo for people who don’t like art.
You know what it is, don’t you?
One day, I said;
I know this place like the back of my hand;
And when I looked,
There was this huge lump.
I’ll be honest: I panicked.
The doctor said it was a ganglion.
Harmless. Hit it with a big book
About Modern Art.
There’s a reason they have benches in galleries,
But if I have to tell you what it is,
The moon just becomes a circle on paper.
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6. |
Jerusalem
01:53
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Jerusalem 2019
(Staring at an old painting of Wakefield in the Hepworth).
“It’s shit.”
“Why’s that?”
“Just is,”
she said.
How might Westgate become like this?
Grimshaw’s oils turned cobbles into the scales of fish,
Though his nicotine sunset never let slip
About cots where kids hacked blood-sulphur in grey spit.
Could JD Sports ever glow like this?
Our rough sleepers will never shine
With tricks of the light
Or twists of a palette knife.
Hepworth’s face, thoughtful as her mallet head
Sucked on this like a Woodbine, then left.
Now, look at the weather:
Fire, flood and monkey chants.
Everyone’s in their pyjamas, faces beaten
By algorithms that flatten
Everything in sight. The big questions
Are Yes? or No?, not What? Or Why?
“Don’t you just serve coffee?” She said.
Grimshaw’s sky, like when we’d read
You could age a treasure map with Nescafé,
fools no-one who’s waited up Westgate
for the taxi home in knock-kneed sleet.
But, maybe, we could start to build it;
Inside an exhausted viewer’s head,
Right at the point where they stop saying
“It’s shit,’
and ask instead
“What is it?”
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Jimmy Andrex Wakefield, UK
Without a clue what he's doing or why, Jimmy performs all over the UK either with or without music.
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